CONVERSATION WITH A KID

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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UN Assembly - India vs. Pakistan..

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in theUnitedNations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want totellyou something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir isnamed.When Rishi Kashyap struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought,'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. APakistanihad stolen them.The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and in support thePakistan, he shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't therethen.'The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'